OK... no problem. I'll rejoin, and them call them up. OK, no problem... I'll rejoin online, and them ring them up an then get them to give me a new one. Oh nononono, it appears you have already joined! Call our helpline (the automated response..)

All I want is my membership number! Why can't I call you up and retrieve it? You got to thank these morons for coming up with such plans... oh look! we can replace it with a voice system to save costs! Don't bother contacting us!

That's it. I'm flying Qantas.

(By the way, Optus, you are not any much better when you put me through that voice recognition crap when I called tech support.)

Apparently to top up your prepaid mobile phone, you need to provide them with your email address. What's up with that? I left it out, which they promptly went, "wah! we really need it!" ... so when you fill it in, they provide this information on the next webpage anyways. Thanks guys, for letting me know what frigging retards you are, because you just told me you don't really need it.

By the way, I don't like the SMS advertisements they send me which I have no way to opt out of. I have been thinking of switching, but it's a matter of finding who will piss me off the least...

Seriously, do these people employ people who got their CS degrees off the back of a Cornflakes box, or do they just plain try to get away with getting people to pay for the privilege of being pissed off at them for acting like complete jerks?

You'd think it's quite simple, route some packets, provide some web interface to configure the router, but how come vendors find it so hard to get it right? One which I replaced it with (which ran VXWorks) would pick up everything except for the ISP's default gateway via DHCP, rendering it completely useless as a router. The current one would not allow me to initiate any connection, except for anything on port 80, when I get home from work. I plug it in, I just want it to work. But it doesn't, everytime I have to login and pretend to configure the router, and press apply, then mysteriously the ability to initiate new connections come back to life. Oh, and the old one wasn't very good either. Whenever I configure the router it would behave as if it required a reboot, because it would drop all my existing connections regardless of how trivial the change may be and whether it was actually necessary. Seriously, the next one has to run Linux or BSD of some kind, instead of whatever useless garbage firmware is sitting in the flash ...

So .. .contrary to reports, I have not been run over by a bus, I am NOT dead yet. I am alive and well.

So, how desperate is HK Broadband for IDD business? Consider this. Today, I got a call from a "private number" (my mother, usually). "Hi, I am calling from Hong Kong Broadband in Hong Kong. We've got a special deal for IDD HK <->Australia". On my mobile.

My first reaction was, "what the?! How does that happen?!". Considering the fact that my mobile is not published anywhere but my business card, and I still got a full box of them ... Yes, I am from Hong Kong, but how did my number get leaked? I'd be very interested to know ...

Speaking of IDD, a friend of mine in town was mentioning it is actually cheaper in Australia to make an IDD call with a calling card than to make a local mobile call. Go figure....

Random starting of daemons: Yes, this has been the case in Debian for a long time, however, it gets worse when a dependency pulls in a new daemon and restarts *that*, and suddenly you are left with a nice, blank page. Actually, it didn't do that, but gave you a directory listing of what it *thinks* is the root www directory. You're left wondering, why? (the culprit, by the way, is Apache2)

Stuff that does not work out of the box: I could not get Exim4 and mailman to play nicely. First: Exim4 does not handle pipe transport out of the box, so none of the aliases stuck into /etc/aliases for mailman actually work until you uncomment it out. Mailman does not play nicely because Exim starts with Debian-exim group, and mailman will whine because that's not what the default gid is configured to at compile-time. The README files does contain some information on how to make it work .... but it was more like "Oh, just enable some random crap in your configuration file to make it work" ... hmm, nice work, considering the popularity of mailman as a mailing list software and exim as a MTA.

So what's been happening? I guess the major thing was that I was fortunate enough to be in SF, CA (WWDC2006), though it was rather unfortunate that I could not fit attending LinuxWorld also, which was on at around the same time. Speaking of Linux, LCA 2007 is just across the road, so that will be some extra incentive to attend.

Anyway, Google came out with a new search called Google Code ... in case you have not tried already, it searches through the Internet for code matching some particular pattern (yes, even if it is in a tarball gzipped/bz2). Makes you wonder what Google is archiving these days ... and might teach me to be a bit more careful and think twice before writing "temporary" (which becomes permanent) crap code. I was also reminded of some code which I wrote, some of which I did not remember at all (what? I really patched a segfault in that? ... vaguely recall ...hmm..) ... though I do vaguely recall that over the years I have patched more open source software than that.

The code goes like this:

#include

struct d {
unsigned int lo, hi;
};

static inline unsigned long long r(struct d x)
{
return *(unsigned long long *)&x;
}

void
g(unsigned long long x)
{
printf("%llx\n", x);
}

int
main(void)
{
struct d c;
c.lo = 0xdeadbeef;
c.hi = 0x2;

g(r(c));
return(0);
}

Compile with gcc -O2 -m32 ...

You'd expect to see 0x2deadbeef on a 32-bit little-endian machine, right? No ... the top 32 bits get garbled.

It all works without -fstrict-aliasing (implicitly set with -O2).

On -Os, you get a big fat zero.

On a 64-bit machine ... you get a zero too.

The key, apparently is the inline. If it's not inlined, then it all works .... sigh.

Is WebCT designed to:

(a) enhance user experience by presenting the user unusable interfaces,
(b) help the university dispose of its money acquired via means of international students,
(c) Promote new advances in foolproof interfaces by telling people, for example, not to resize windows during a test as they could "disappear",
(d) What kind of moronic fuck wrote this pile of shit.

Just kill me now.

It's another 200 dollars if I install it myself, not to mention the trouble of backing all that shit up and restoring it.

The disk made a very bad clunking noise some weeks ago. I turned it off and turned it back on, seemed ok. Now, it's happening again ...

Though I know a guy who had his disk fail when the cable went loose. Maybe I should just take it apart (CAREFULLY so as not to void the warranty ...)

Ok ... fine. I need to head off to the office so I take my uncharged phone (supposedly) and the charger with me. Subject it to several more hours of charging. WTF??!! Same!

OK. In frustration I reset the phone. Full battery. WTF?!
Look: can we have a phone that just does _NOT_ suck?

What happened to the days when phones were simple to use? I like the bells and whistles on my phone, such as the memory card slot and the nice color screen and the camera, but that doesn't mean that it has to suck.

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In other news, I'm cooking a lot these days. [Note: doesn't mean that it tastes good.] Cook in advance, put it in fridge, when you need to eat it take out a portion, slap on some sauce and put it in the microwave, and there's a meal ...

Hrm, we live in interesting times.

(Yes, I am back in HK, for 2 weeks. I don't think I mentioned it anywhere before, the arrangements were rather, er, adhoc, and it wasn't finalized until the very last minute).

Exams are over
now I just need to get drunk
or something